Thursday 14 February 2013

Valentine Day SMS

Let's share the world
. A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me. 

Wednesday 13 February 2013

valentine Day SMS

If you have love In your life,
It can make up for a
Great many things You lack.
If you don’t have it,
No matter what else
There is, it’s not enough… 

Tuesday 12 February 2013

Valentine Day SMS

I sought for love,
but love ran away from me,
I sought my soul,
but my soul I couldn't see,
Then I sought for you,
and I found all three.

Monday 11 February 2013

Valentine Day SMS

If u cry I'll hug u n sip ur tears n
kiss u lot until u laugh& Hold ur lips in my lips,
sip ur swtness until u cry den
U'll knw hw mch I Luv u.

Sunday 10 February 2013

Valentine Day SMS

Tamanna ye nahi ki Kisi ka 7 janmo tak sath rahe Tamanna ye hai ki is janam mein itna pyar mile K Agle 100 janam tak pyaas hi na rahe

Saturday 9 February 2013

Valentine Day SMS


LET US KNOW SPECIAL DAYS:7 Feb ;Rose Day ,8 Feb ;Propose Day,9 Feb; Chocolate Day,10 Feb;Teddy Day ,11 Feb; Promise Day ,12 Feb ;Kiss Day,13 Feb; Hug Day ,14 Feb ;VALENTINE'S DAY,15 Feb Slap Day 
16 Feb ;Kick Day ,17 Feb; Perfume Day,18 Feb ;Flirting Day ,19 Feb; Confession Day ,20 Feb ;Missing Day,21 Feb; Break Up DAY

Friday 8 February 2013

Valentine Day SMS

U r unique
U r caring and
U r the Best.
And I am d luckiest to have U in my life!
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY MY SWEET HEART 

Monday 4 February 2013

Funny Sms

A frnd is 1% funny,
2% sweet,
3% caring,
4% loving,
90% Gud Luking
Datz y i'm ur frnd, U r so Lucky.. 

Friday 1 February 2013

Freindship Sms

Rajeev: Kuch Kehte He dosti Pyar Hai,
Kuch Kehte He dosti Jindgi Hai
Par Hum Kehte Hai dosti sirf Tum Ho
Tumse Badhkar Na Pyar Hai Na Jindagi Hai

Thursday 31 January 2013

Moral

"A Girl asked Pappu ! ! !
Woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain
Pappu: Legs
Girl:Woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai or meri pant main nahin hai ?
Pappu : Paisay
Girl : Woh kia hai jo loug din main karne ke bajaye raat ko bistar pai kartai hain ?
Pappu : Neend
Girl : Woh kia hai jo larki pehli baar karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?
Pappu: Kaan main chaid
MORAL: Aap bhi apni niyat pappu ki tarha saaf rakhia..."

Tuesday 29 January 2013

joke

On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory will be off limits to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined Rs.20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined Rs 60. Being caught a third time will cost you Rs.180. Are there any questions?"

One student raised his hand and asked, "How much for a season pass?

Monday 28 January 2013

sher-o-shayri

Na Bewafai Kar Sakta Hu
Na Dhoka De Sakta Hu
Na Nafrat Kar Sakta Hu
Na Kisika Dil Dukha Sakta Hu
Mera Dilto Nazuk Hai             

Main To Bus Pyar Kar Sakta Hu

Sunday 27 January 2013

joke


Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't have any more work.
Santa: That's all right, sir. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't ask you to give me work anyway!!

Friday 25 January 2013

So to feel the patriotism and dedications of those sacrifice that our freedom fighters made, here are some of the wishes that will enlighten this spirit in you.
Happy Republic day

Thursday 24 January 2013

Aao jhuk kar salam kare unko,
 jinke hisse me ye mukam aata hai,
khusnasib hota hai wo khoon jo desh ke kaam aata hai,
'HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY'

Wednesday 23 January 2013

One Nation, One Vision, One Identity
“No Nation is Perfect, it needs to be made perfect.”
Meri Pehchaan Mera India
Happy Republic Day.
                  

Tuesday 22 January 2013

Still Sleeping ?
The nation need you !
You need to be Awaken !
You are part of world's biggest Democracy ..
 Today is the day when We got our own constitution..
Its Indian Republic Day..
                  

Monday 21 January 2013

Being A Republic Nation 
You have… 
Freedom in Mind, 
.. 
Faith in Words, 
.. 
Pride in our Heart, 
.. 
Memories in our Souls. 
.. 
Lets Salute the Nation on 
The REPUBLIC DAY

Sunday 20 January 2013

28 states 
1618 languages 
6400 Castes 
6 Major religions 
6 Ethnic Groups 
29 major festivals 
1 Country! 

Be proud to be an INDIAN... 

Wish you a Happy Republic Day

Saturday 19 January 2013

Kyun marte ho yaro snam ke liye, 
Na degi duppta kfan ke liye, 
Marna hai to maro VATAN ke liye, 
TIRANGA to mile ga kfan ke liye. 
Jai Hind 

A BOY on Drive Date in BMW..
Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai
I'm already married
Girl:Tumne to dara dia
Main Samjhi BMW tumhari Nahi hai

Friday 18 January 2013

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"
 
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007
 
models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$80,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
 
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is???!!!"

Thursday 17 January 2013

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
"You know, I was a fool when I married you.
" She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn't notice."
Banta: Je Tu Dasde Ki Is Bag Vich Ki Hai To Sare Ande Tere,
Je Tu Dasde Kinne Hai To 8 De 8 Tere.
Santa: Koi Hint?
Husband asks:Do u know d meaning of WIFE? 
It means,Without Information Fighting Everytime
Wife replies-No,
It means,With Idiot For Ever!